I have picked up another used car,
For the orange one would not go as far,
As it needed to go,
In the rain, ice, and snow,
That’s between “way up here,” and “down thar.”


When I opened the trunk, I went “Eek!
“I can’t keep my books dry with this leak!â€
So I sold that orange car,
With its built-in “wet-bar,”
As a feature — no charge for “unique!”